cycling
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A call to legs! from Rampage team 191 days old
Cyclists all over Berlin, my name is Rampage and I'm here to recruit you! We are victims. Evidence suggesting that we have been identified as the main ...
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Results are in... from Rampage team 199 days old
and, surviving a late assault by Cedric, HUGO is the winner! Hurrah! Thank you all for voting. Hugo and I appreciate it very much. We have been spending ...
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My boys, my boys from Rampage team 208 days old
First there was Paolo. We were only together for a month when he was taken from me. Then came Arthur. Our relationship was, at times, quite strained. ...
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Wheels come off from Rampage team 227 days old
The other day, I went to a large auction organised by the Berlin police to sell off all the stolen bikes that they had recovered over the course of the ...
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Quick question from Rampage team 398 days old
[ ... ] just seen me cycling past him. This caused me to remember that my bicycle had been stolen the previous night, and the reason for my thunderous ...
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Rough justice from Rampage team 437 days old
[ ... ] while cycling drunk, was brought to trial, fined €3000 and banned from driving for a year. She can still cycle whenever she wants though. ...
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Shrinkage from Rampage team 516 days old
[ ... ] u-bahn, but for safety reasons I don't while cycling. Now my earphones are too big for my ears. My earholes have actually shrunk. That is all.
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Brain pain from Rampage team 614 days old
Despite evidence presented in a recent post, I consider myself to be a rather quick-witted individual. Sometimes I'm surprised at how quickly I can come ...
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Words fail me from Rampage team 836 days old
[ ... ] path I was cycling on. She stopped by a tree, pulled up her skirt, bent slightly over, and projectile urinated everywhere. I have never seen a ...
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No more stinky trains for me from Rampage team 842 days old
I'm so excited. Today I'm getting a new bike. I have been searching for the perfect bike for over two months now, ever since my last one was stolen. ...
