Oh you triangular wedge of joy
You are better than bananas
In the way that my favourite aunt is better than my second favourite aunt
Your tomato slice
Falls cheekily out
As I unwrap you
I want to eat you all in one go
But then you'd be all gone
And that would make me sad
Even though I wouldn't be as hungry

Oh you squishsy mish-mash of unidentifiable meat
You're probably going to induce a heart attack
That's why I don't eat you every day
But I'd probably forgive you if I had a heart attack
And hope that you came to visit me in my hospital bed
So I could eat eat eat you
And your brothers
And sisters
(They're the ones with garlic sauce, not spicy)
Speadable delight

Oh you empty tinfoil wrapping
How I resent you
How I want to lick you
You conceal slivers of meat in your folds
Tomato seeds
Flickers of joy
Postponing the trauma
Of your inevitable demise
I want another
But it's raining