It's been positively ages since 1) I posted 2) I posted a meme.

So this post shall try to speed up the life cycle of as many winged creatures as possible with a single projected piece of masonry.

1. My ex... is decreasing in relevance.

2. Maybe I should... get (yet) another job.

3. I love... rarely.

4. People would say that I am... mostly reliable.

5. I don't understand... people who make conflict.

6. When I wake up in the morning... I grumble before remembering that things are actually pretty OK.

7. I trust... enough people to employ both hands when counting them.

8. Life is full of... smiles.

9. My past taught me... full stop.

11. Parties are... uncomfortable at the start, then suddenly over all too quickly.

13. Dogs... bark and make me happy.

14. Cats... miaow and annoy the shit out of me.

15. Tomorrow is... going to be football and music filled, and great.

16. I have a low tolerance for... things that require patience, rude people, people who walk slowly, bureaucracy, the list goes on and on.

17. If I had a million pounds... I'd change it to €uros before starting to panic.

18. I'm terrified of... the point in the future when my parents aren't around any more.

19. When I look at the night sky I think... gotta count 'em all!

20. If I could be anyone it would be... Stephen Glennon

21. God is... n't, probably

22. One thing I want to do before I die... Nothing, I pretty much do whatever I want to do pretty soon after I think of doing it

23. I hate... nothing and no-one

24. If I had a superpower it would be... dunno, either incredible footballing abilities or incredible language abilities, but they are not really superpowers. Umm, ability to fly would be handy, even though I don't like flying. But I think Ryanair is more to blame for that than any actual dislike of flying.

Hurrah! Good to be back. :)