Mokono Christmas Party

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Mokono Christmas Party

by Rampage ^team @ Friday, Dec. 05, 2008 – 13:18:11

Last night I think I got the best Christmas present in the world, ever.

Yes! Red and yellow cards! I am going to bring them everywhere with me, and book people that are annoying me a little. If they continue to do so, they will get the red. I am already imagining them as a wonderful teaching tool. The kids will love 'em. Actually, that's not true. They'll hate them. I'll be booking everyone.
Maybe this is giving too much of an insight into my twisted mind, but I think they will be an excellent flirting tool. "You there, you're too hot. I'm booking you. Name and number please?"

There was beer, there was Glühwien, there were sausages, there were cakes, there were old and new mokonos and there were presents for all.

Happy, er, pre-Christmas!
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- soyunperdedor ^Pro
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- Friday, Dec. 05, 2008 @ 13:20:00
Beer, Glühwien, sausages and cakes... Where do you live again?
- - Rampage ^team
  - Friday, Dec. 05, 2008 @ 13:21:25
  I was startled by the amount of stereotypes on show yesterday evening too.
  - - soyunperdedor ^Pro
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    - Friday, Dec. 05, 2008 @ 13:22:36
    Paprika crisps? Please tell me there were paprika crisps!
    - - Rampage ^team
      - Friday, Dec. 05, 2008 @ 13:23:39
      Thank goodness there weren't, I might have stormed out.
      
      There was salad riddled with fucking bastard cucumber though.
      - soyunperdedor ^Pro
        
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        Friday, Dec. 05, 2008 @ 13:25:59
        
        Damn those crazy Germans.
        
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- sweetymon
- Friday, Dec. 05, 2008 @ 13:27:40
I'm not sure about using them as a flirting technique... it's innovative and it'd make me laugh and break the ice, but some girls might see it as being sliiightly strange x
- - Rampage ^team
  - Friday, Dec. 05, 2008 @ 13:30:32
  Nah, I have no intention whatsoever of doing it, even though it would be hilarious under the right circumstances.
  
  I have enough trouble with being seen as strange without exacerbating the situation!
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- Old-Nick ^Pro
- Friday, Dec. 05, 2008 @ 13:33:55
A boss of mine had red and yellow cards and used to keep a record of bookings and sending off's on the wipe board behind him just for a laugh.

I was waaaaaaaaaaaaaay in the lead.
- - Rampage ^team
  - Friday, Dec. 05, 2008 @ 13:35:30
  I have a wipe board right behind my desk here... *ponders*
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- Chyna_Doll
- Friday, Dec. 05, 2008 @ 13:55:45
Very Christmassy looking office.

Nice chat-up line BTW
- - Rampage ^team
  - Friday, Dec. 05, 2008 @ 14:13:55
  Yep, everything's quite festive.
  
  Don't worry, I won't be using it really!
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- la_spice
- Friday, Dec. 05, 2008 @ 14:12:21
Not sure about a dating aid though!

Swapping tee shirts perhaps?
- - Rampage ^team
  - Friday, Dec. 05, 2008 @ 14:13:17
  Wet ones?
  - - la_spice
    - Friday, Dec. 05, 2008 @ 14:21:15
    Sh! Kelly will be getting hers on again!!!
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- kendersrule ^Pro
- Friday, Dec. 05, 2008 @ 14:49:42
So you'd be going with the 'football manic' look, rather than the 'football enthusiast' look?
- - Rampage ^team
  - Sunday, Dec. 07, 2008 @ 14:55:11
  Yep, it's every girl's dream, deep down. Deep deep down.
  - - kendersrule ^Pro
    - Sunday, Dec. 07, 2008 @ 17:07:43
    no it bloody isn't!
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- Glycerine ^team
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- Friday, Dec. 05, 2008 @ 15:31:41
Perfect Christmas present for you! Not sure if every girl understands the pickup line with the "name and number" though ... Although it's quite funny!
- - Rampage ^team
  - Sunday, Dec. 07, 2008 @ 14:59:30
  Darn hilarious.
  
  I'm impressed with Vasco for getting everyone such appropriate prezzies.
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- smitty1247
- Friday, Dec. 05, 2008 @ 16:10:39
I hope you didn't use that line on the Italian pizza girl.
- - Rampage ^team
  - Sunday, Dec. 07, 2008 @ 14:58:49
  NO, but it turns out that most of the blog workers know her. Seems like I'm the only employee she doesn't talk to...
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- EllieGant
- Friday, Dec. 05, 2008 @ 16:45:48
As long as all those women don't start seeing red when you whip out your cards ...

(I know, worthy of a Christmas cracker, that one!)

Happy Gluhwein. (yum)
- - Rampage ^team
  - Sunday, Dec. 07, 2008 @ 14:57:56
  Nah, I'm too yellow to actually do it.
  
  Yeehaa!
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- rowtheboat
- http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/
- Friday, Dec. 05, 2008 @ 17:11:24
That one looks orange.
- - Rampage ^team
  - Friday, Dec. 05, 2008 @ 17:54:27
  There's always one, isn't there? Party pooper!
  - - rowtheboat
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    - Friday, Dec. 05, 2008 @ 17:56:07
    Just pointing it out. You don't want your smooth chat-up line to be interpreted as a pitch by a mobile phone salemsan, do you?
    - - Rampage ^team
      - Friday, Dec. 05, 2008 @ 17:57:40
      A phone salesman could never look as stern and authoritative as I do there. Positively intimidating, wouldn't you say?
      - rowtheboat
        
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        Friday, Dec. 05, 2008 @ 18:22:27
        
        *quivers*
        
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- damdam
- Friday, Dec. 05, 2008 @ 17:40:51
we could use those on our sunday football sessions
- - Rampage ^team
  - Friday, Dec. 05, 2008 @ 17:55:36
  Yes!
  
  We're on winterpause at the moment, but there will be a special xmas game on Dec 21st. Will you be here? I'll call the Spaniards and everyone to ensure a good turnout. Trying to get Vasco out too!
  - - damdam
    - Friday, Dec. 05, 2008 @ 18:01:15
    hmm...not sure if id be around.
    But id sure try to be there if I could.
    - - Rampage ^team
      - Sunday, Dec. 07, 2008 @ 15:00:08
      Great. I will remind you closer to the date.
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- LandersUK
- http://www.iamlanders.com
- Friday, Dec. 05, 2008 @ 20:35:30
I am not coming to Berlin again.
- - Rampage ^team
  - Sunday, Dec. 07, 2008 @ 14:57:19
  Oh yes you bloody well are.
  
  Berlin Blog Meet 2009 would be nothing without you. (Even though it has no real plan or structure yet).
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- deleted user (Visitor)
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- Saturday, Dec. 06, 2008 @ 00:57:46
I don't know of the yellow and red cards thingy. Must be a European tradition?

x
- - Rampage ^team
  - Sunday, Dec. 07, 2008 @ 14:56:18
  It's a football thing. Yellow card is a warning, red is a sending off.
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