Just can't resist this fecker any more.
Whats your name backwards?
Nehpets
Name some lines from the song you are listening to?
If you sing a song
Sing a song for them
Gay or Straight?
Pretty much just straight.
What goes on your toast?
Pesto, ham cheese
What's the seventh text message in your inbox say?
"I can read you like a book! No joking, I sent that text to 12 people and I was 99% sure that you would respond with 'why would I want to text you'. I'll give you an email shout in a few weeks, hope all going well. Cheers"
Has someone groped you in the past week?
I was at a concert the other day and I think someone accidentally brushed up against me, does that count?
Lily Allen or Kate Nash?
Don't know who either of them are...
Last person to call you babe?
I not the sort of person you call babe. Still, I think Peju and Alyssa do anyway on occasion
I say ‘Jump!’, you say?
Sure!
Whats the top played song on your MP3 player?
Good Arms v Bad Arms by Frightened Rabbit
Who did you last hold hands with?
Can't remember. I hope it wasn't who I think it might be
Who would you like to meet?
No-one anyone knows
Funniest thing that happened today?
Me just being generally hilarious, as I usually am
Are you insane?
You're not going to get me with that one, I've read Catch-22
What's on your bedside table?
Don't have one, but my phone, glasses and a book usually lie on the floor beside my bed
How many piercings do you have?
None. I don't want any either, I would be terrified of getting them caught on something and pulling off a lump of skin
What's one of your favourite quotes?
A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.
Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a S or N?
I think so and yes.
Is this year the best year of your life?
No. Probably wouldn't even make it into the top five, to be honest
Ninjas or Pirates?
Don't care
Where do you want to go right now?
Nowhere really
Who do you want to go with?
No-one in particular
Do you hate My Chemical Romance?
I don't know anything about them, so no. Still, apathy can be worse than hate
What do you want from life?
Drink, feck, arse, girls.
When did you last do sex?
I'm going to ignore the obvious and just say sometime in July. Or was it June?
What's your nickname and why?
Don't really have one, I wouldn't call 'Steve' a nickname
Anything written on your hand?
I have a lot of freckles on my hands, if you were stubborn you could argue that they might form patterns that could be letters.
Could you run the Country?
Yeah, but Kiel to Munich is pretty far, I'm sure I'd get tired and need to rest a lot.
What are your favourite names?
I like Irish names. For a boy, Tadgh, for a girl maybe Siobhan. I also like my sister's name, which is very Irish but if I had a daughter I wouldn't call her it since I wouldn't want my sister to think that it was named after her. 
Have you ever punched a hole in the wall?
Of course not, I'm a pussy.
Name a good song.
The most played one on my iPod probably counts
Where's your sister?
Dublin.
Have you got balls?
Do you mean balls for sports or testes? I have both.
How would you react if someone kissed you right now?
Initially with surprise, then by returning the compliment
Wheres the weirdest place you’ve peed?
My pants. Oh, wait no, in a bin. Actually, let's not get into this.
Are you scared of Cows?
Anything with that many stomachs is not to be trusted.
Anything else to add?
No, I've got a calculator.
