*jumps on*
1. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Allegedly.
2. How often do you wank?
Three or four times weekly. More if hungover.
3. Where do you wish you were right now?
Here's pretty OK.
4. Were you in love with the first person you slept with?
I tried to be, but it was doomed to failure.
5. Do you have any guilt inside of you?
I was raised Catholic. It was the main requirement.
6. Have you ever wished anyone dead, however brief?
Never.
7. Assuming you HAD to be, would you rather be a colour, smell or sound?
I would be the smell of meat cooking.
8. How and when do you imagine you are going to die?
For some reason, I think I'll be murdered during a mugging for being cheeky/stubborn to my attacker.
9. Do you think love is forever?
Certainly not.
10. What is your worst fear for your future?
I don't think about the future much, but I really fear the time when my parents are no longer around.
11. Do you LOVE anything about yourself? If so, what is it?
I like most things about myself. I'm not sure if I'm arrogant enough to tell you which parts I love though.
12. Would you lie if you KNEW you could never get caught?
I simply cannot lie, under any circumstance.
13. Could you have sex knowing someone could hear you?
For sure, I am in no position to turn down sex for whatever reason
14. What, if anything, do you do to make people do what you want?
Use the Irish charm, of course!
15. How many times, if any, have you lied answering these questions?
See no. 12
