Can't focus on anything! Coffee! Don't normally touch the stuff but I accidentally drank four mugs of it this morning! Fuck! Why does real life move so slowly?! This chair is too small for me! Gotta move! Look at that! Wow! This keyboard is fucking...er...something! Small! I think! I can't believe it! Wow! Exclamation mark!
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- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 16:50:32
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- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 16:52:18
I never drink this fucking stuff! Fuck! When is this going to end!? WHEN! I can't take this!
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- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 17:07:50
Haha.
It took me about four hours to "come down" from the two very large and very strong cups of coffee i had yesterday morning!!!
Now i know why i stopped drinking the stuff in the first place
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- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 17:14:51
FOUR HOURS!!! NO!!! I can't take this anymore!
I'm never going to touch it ever again!-
- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 18:15:01
I'd stick to the other black liquid with a frothy top if i were you

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- http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/
- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 16:50:46
*PING*
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- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 16:52:55
Pong? what!? WHAT?!
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- http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/
- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 16:55:34
It's what you're doing. Pinging.
*PINGPINGPING!*-
- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 16:59:22
Apparently this is going to last four more hours! I hate it! Coffee should be illegal! Fuck!
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- http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/
- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 17:01:19
Barman! A pint of Guinness for the jangly Irishman in the corner, please...
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- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 16:53:20
Here, eat this entire bag of jelly beans, they've helped me, truly!
*spins on chair*-
- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 16:57:04
Feck off! FECK OFF! this is horrible! I want this to end! Jelly Beans! Yes! No! Water!
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- http://soyunperdedor.blog.co.uk
- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 16:58:04
Here, drink this black water with a white scum!
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- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 17:01:02
What are you talking about?! What? Guinness? NO! Will alcohol help? How do I make this stop?!
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- http://soyunperdedor.blog.co.uk
- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 17:02:01
Yes, you need alcohol and water!
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- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 17:06:38
I'm drinking water now! I need more! MORE!
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- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 17:03:56
How could you ACCIDENTALLY drink FOUR cups of coffee????
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- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 17:09:48
haha, was just about to ask the same question...
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- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 17:20:10
I don't know! It tasted good! I didn't know what would happen! Fuck!
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- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 17:20:51
Me too.
I can understand an accidental sip... but not an accidental four cups!-
- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 17:22:03
I didn't fucking know this would happen, ok? FUCK! COFFEE IS EVIL!!
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- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 18:12:12
Drink it more often. You build up a tolerance.

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- Friday, Jan. 11, 2008 @ 12:06:36
Never again! I never want that foul substance to pollute my body again. Yuk!
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- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 22:24:53
"Well, you see doctor I was walking through the kitchen and tripped and a cafetiere got lodged in..."
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- Friday, Jan. 11, 2008 @ 12:07:53
I'm sure I would find that funny in normal circumstances. Not now though. I need sympathy!

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- Friday, Jan. 11, 2008 @ 12:15:48
Wrong place for that

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- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 18:07:21
I know why you drank 4 cups. Because between the 3 of us we had something like 40 beers last night. Plus you are so soft and can't handle your booze. You should really give up drinking and find something that you are good at

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- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 18:12:18
BOL!

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- Friday, Jan. 11, 2008 @ 04:33:54
Double BOL! I had my suspicions that Rampie couldn't hold his booze. Just you all wait till I arrive in town.

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- Friday, Jan. 11, 2008 @ 12:11:21
I think I might be recovered by May. Maybe.

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- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 21:09:22
Yer Fucked

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- Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 @ 23:59:18
THe machine at work gave me sugar soda the other day by accident instead of diet. I was a wreck all evening.
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- Friday, Jan. 11, 2008 @ 12:06:25
I once accidentially at a chocolate coin, mistaking it for a golden apple. I am better now, though.
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- Wednesday, Dec. 03, 2008 @ 17:48:05
ROFL!
subville
BOL! People pay good money to //ingest// dangerous things to make them feel like that.
*hug*
You must have a delicate system, you wee lamb