On my arrival to blog HQ moments ago, interrupting a support team conversation:

philippe1978: You're a pig, aren't you?

Me: Er...

nittygritty: No he's not, he's a man.

Blaubeerina: He's not a man, he's Irish.

Me: What the...?

nittygritty: Hmmmph! Better to be Irish than a man...

I love arriving in the middle of conversations, especially ones that call me a Irish pig non-man. Germans!